Seasons & Episodes
Pilot
Kim drives Greg up the wall when she worries that Sam isn't walking yet. Jimmy advises Greg that he should let Kim have
Weaning Isn't Everything
Greg, Kim, Jimmy and Christine are horrified to see a mother nursing her walking, talking toddler at the park. Greg wond
The Good Couple
Jimmy sees Sam playing with an elderly couple's kid at the park, and warns Greg that parents don't pick their own friend
You Wanna?
Kim confides to Christine that she and Greg haven't been having as much sex as they were before they had Sam. Greg gets
Father-in-Law
Kim's and Christine's father, Don Ludke, comes for a surprise visit. Greg feels left out as Don has never liked him -- a
Greg's Big Day
Greg's big day is his birthday. Kim wants to take him and the kids to Disneyland, but Jimmy talks Greg into going out an
Look Who's Not Talking
Kim invites Christine along to a ""Mommy and Me"" group. The activities are so tiring for Christine that she tells Kim s
Jimmy Gets a Job
When Greg and Kim learn that Jimmy and Christine aren't throwing a birthday party for Dominic, they plan one themselves.
Arm-prins
Christine and Don convince Kim to sell her sleeve guards, which she's dubbed ""arm-prins,"" at a craft fair, while Jimmy
Talk Time
After Greg and Kim drive a set of friends away with their dull parenting stories, Kim fears they've become a boring coup
All I Want for Christmas Is My Dead Uncle's Cash (a.k.a. Silent Night, Holy Crap)
Jimmy finds out that his mean Uncle Elton died and left him $5000. Jimmy takes half of it and tells Greg and Kim he'll b
Where There's a Will, There's a Waiver
The Warners' ongoing feud with a crazy neighbor, Walt, escalates after Walt demands Greg cut down a supposedly unsafe tr
Jimmy's Jimmy
Jimmy's best friend, Billy, comes to Los Angeles in hopes of becoming a star. But since Jimmy doesn't have a place of hi
Kiss and Yell
While sharing stories about the first time they met, Christine learns that Kim kissed Jimmy while he and Christine were
The Big Snip
Relieved to find out she isn't pregnant again as she had feared, Christine tries to tighten down on birth control by ask
Moon over Kindergarten
Dominic's kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Joseph, calls in Jimmy and Christine for a parent/teacher conference because he's b
Doctor, Doctor
Greg and Kim aren't happy to hear that Sam's pediatrician has retired early and sold his practice -- and his patients --
Greg: Don't Leave Home Without Him
Christine and Kim plan a trip to their parents' house. Jimmy agrees to go to please his wife, but Greg doesn't care to g
The Daddies Group
Kim drags Greg along to church against his will. The church's minister, Reverend Green, introduces Greg to Bill, who run
Mr. Fix It
Christine plans to get out of jury duty by using her kids as an excuse, until Kim's speech about giving back to the coun
Kim Just Wants to Have Fun
After getting a babysitter, Greg, Kim, Jimmy and Christine go out to a bar, The Frolic Room, for some free time. Greg tr
No Room to Spare
While eating out, Jimmy and Greg run into Billy, who's been sacked from The District and dumped by his girlfriend, and n
Worst in Show
Jimmy's mother moves out of her house and into an apartment, and calls to say she can no longer keep his childhood dog,
Jimmy and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Boat
Greg and Kim buy a new minivan, and plan to trade in their old car. Jimmy tells Greg trade-ins are a rip-off, and he cou
Who's on First
Greg and Kim are hardly enamored with Jimmy's and Christine's method of potty training Logan -- stripping him naked and
Christine's Journey
The Warners and the Hughes invite the neighbors, Rob and Wendy, and their kids over. Greg decides to join a gym after se
Guarding Greg
Jimmy invites all his security guard friends, including Billy whom he helped get on the payroll, to a poker game in the
Baby Fight Club
The Warners have a problem when Sam develops some aggressive behavior with other playground children. A humiliated Kim p
The Ticket
Greg's stunned when he gets a ticket for running a red light courtesy one of those auto-machines that takes your picture
Halloween
On Halloween night, Greg is forced to wear a silly hot dog outfit trick or treating because that's what Sam (the kitty)
The Good Dad
Greg is jealous when he meets Todd, whom he considers the perfect dad. All Greg had to compare himself to before was Jim
Kentucky Top Hat
Greg goes through an old jacket and finds a wedding invitation Kim asked him to give to her friend, Julie Grimes, years
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Since Greg and Kim plan to go away to see Greg's folks for Thanksgiving, Jimmy wants to invite his parents over to the W
Are We There Yet?
Jimmy and Christine surprise Greg and Kim with a weekend trip to the Grand Canyon. Courtesy an RV. Christine makes them
A Complicated Plot (a.k.a. Complicated Plot)
Greg's and Kim's parents all spend Christmas at the Warner house this year. Not all is merry when a discussion about how
One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Blue Fish
At a school carnival, Kim persuades Greg to try to win a fish for Sam. Greg doesn't want a fish, so he tries to lose on
You're Out... of Dreams
The Warners get some extra help around the house from their neighbor, Bernice, who's a little too eager to carry Kim's g
Favorite Son
It's Sam's and Logan's first day of nursery school, and Kim decides to butter up their teacher with cookies. When Kim an
Walk Like a Man
Greg is ashamed when Sam runs screaming to Jimmy for comfort during a thunderstorm. Jimmy thinks the reason Sam didn't r
Greg's New Friend
Kim meets a new friend, Andrea, at Mommy and Me, and cavalierly decides that her husband, Alan, will be Greg's new frien
Room for Improvement
When Dominic keeps his parents up because he wants to sleep in their bed rather than the one he now shares with Logan (w
Johnny Ampleseed
Greg's old high-school girlfriend, Stacey, is in town. Greg invites her and her husband, Bobby, over to visit so he can
Dances with Couch
Jimmy and Dominic join the West Los Angeles Tribe of Indian Scouts, and meet their tribemates: Chief Carl Blumkin and hi
Greg's Promotion
Greg announces that he may soon become Executive Director of Business Affairs, instead of what he is now... Executive Ma
The Ring
While going over their homeowners' insurance, Greg lets Kim fetch the appraisal on her engagement ring, figuring she'll
Jimmy's Got Balls
While drawing up their will, Greg and Kim have a difference of opinion on who should get custody of Sam in the event of
Vegas Vacation
Kim isn't happy to hear that Greg's mother will be staying with them for four days, as all Natalie does is make boring s
Making Baby
Kim catches Greg off guard when she tells him she wants to have another baby. To try to talk her out of it, he uses the
Spanks, but no Spanks
When Christine catches Dominic in his fifth lie in one week, she goes to Jimmy, who decides that he has to put his foot
Nitpicking
After Dominic comes back from a sleepover party with head lice, Jimmy and Christine are so fearful of what Greg and Kim
Sammy's Independence Day
Jimmy and Christine scoff at how overprotective Greg and Kim have been with Sam, going so far as to hold the tot's hand
House of the Rising Son
Big Jimmy and Kitty pay another visit to LA. Greg and Kim learn that Grammy's house was located smack in the middle of t
Kim's New Nanny
When Kim arranges a playdate with one of Sam's classmates, she's in for a big surprise when the girl's mother, Jessica,
Mr. Big Shot
When Greg and Kim plan a family trip to Lake Tahoe with the Hughes, Greg remembers a classy restaurant in the area calle
Wife Swapping
Since her doctor put her on bedrest for the week, Kim is in a bind when her babysitter calls and cancels. So Christine o
Make Every Second Count (a.k.a. Sloppy Seconds)
Greg and Kim worry that they're not making her second pregnancy special after accidentally using the baby's sonogram as
Jimmy Saves the Day
Jimmy saves the day when he spies a strange man breaking into Heidi Klum's trailer, catches him trying on (and eating) h
We're Having a Baby
When Kim and Greg decide to go on TLC's A Baby Story, they run into major problems with their parents. For example, when
Home Is Where the Heart Isn't
When Jimmy lets Kim know that the studio has a two-week paternity leave policy -- that Greg's kept a secret -- she guilt
Trophy Husband
Dominic's school holds their annual Olympics, making Greg a very happy man since the Hughes will be out of the house for
Space Jam
When the Warners run out of storage room in the garage, Kim makes Greg donate a box of his old belongings to charity. Bu
Let's Get Jaggy with It
Tom and Natalie call Greg to say they're coming for a visit, because Natalie won Tom a walk-on role on JAG in a charity
House of Cards
Christine tells Jimmy not to buy a Valentine's Day gift for her this year, as she's come to the realization that the hol
Hustlin' Hughes
Jimmy seeks to put a stop to Big Jimmy's lies that he coached Johnny Bench and other baseball legends in the minor leagu
Flirtin' with Disaster
When nobody believes Greg that his hot, new female co-worker has been flirting with him, he sets up a hidden cam to catc
Savitsky's Beach House
Kim throws a surprise party at Savitsky's beach house for Greg's birthday, but Greg can't have a good time, fearful that
March Madness
Kim and Christine plan a celebration for their grandmother's 80th birthday, and most of the Ludke family will be in atte
Good Squirrel Hunting
Kim and Greg are horrified to find peanuts in the backyard, since Sam is allergic to them. Wondering who was careless en
Jimmy's Dumb
Jimmy feels dumb when he's unable to help Dominic with his science project, and decides to go back in school to be smart
Sorority Girl
Christine's desire to fit in better at school leads her to join a sorority, which in turns leads Jimmy to beg her to com
Savitsky's Tennis Club
Mr. Savitsky invites Greg to join him and his new Playmate wife, Lisa, at a charity dinner for the homeless, because he
When Jimmy Met Greggy
When Greg tells Jimmy he never does anything for him, Jimmy shares with him a story back in ye olden days -- the 1980s -
Natural Born Delinquents
Greg plays tough uncle when Jimmy and Christine aren't as strict with Dominic and Logan as he would like.
Hooked on Comics
Greg and Natalie are humiliated to hear that hooked on comics worked for Tom -- and that he wants to go to Comicon as hi
Spare Parts
Jimmy has designs on scriptwriting, and begs Greg to ask Savitsky to listen to his movie pitch.
Speed Dating
Greg competes with Jimmy to see who can score more interested women via speed dating.
Big Brother-in-Law
When Jimmy gets accepted as a contestant on Big Brother, the thought of him and Christine having enough money to get the
Dominic's Buddy
Jimmy's unorthodox punishment for Dominic, who was bullying a nerd at school, backfires on the elder Hughes.
Legoland
Greg plans to one-up Jimmy in the fun dad department by taking the kids to Legoland.
The Day of the Dolphin
Greg is less than thrilled with Kim's latest thoughtful birthday gift to him. Meanwhile, Jimmy plans to go to extremes t
Jimmy and Chuck
Chuck Norris is shooting a movie at the studio (where he plays a security guard), but looks are deceiving for Jimmy, who
A Bunch of Ice Holes
Jimmy injuring his back making out with Christine throws a wrench into Don's plans to take him on a father-son ice-fishi
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Greg makes an unhappy Kim be Mr. Savitsky's ""escort"" to an art gallery, but then becomes unhappy himself when Kim gain
Who Done It?
When the upstairs toilet overflows and soaks the living room ceiling, Greg plays detective, hoping to uncover the myster
Greg Needs a Friend
Kim, Jimmy and Christine all take it upon themselves to help Greg find a friend when he needs someone to go to a jazz fe
Big Jimmy Babysits
Jimmy is upset when Greg, Kim and Christine all tell him that they don't think Big Jimmy is responsible enough to watch
Mama Said Knock You Out
Jimmy sees a chance to get even with his tough female supervisor when he learns Christine is a menace in the boxing ring
Dead Aunt, Dead Aunt...
Greg wants to bail on a marriage encounter group Kim dragged him to, and a phone call regarding a dying aunt could be hi
Greg and Jimmy's Criminals
Mr. Savitsky assigns Greg to look after a convicted criminal as part of a work release program he unknowingly agreed to.
The Owner's Suite
Greg's open invitation to his parents and Kim to attend an L.A. Lakers game in the owner's suite doesn't pan out the way
The Premiere
When Greg disobeys Mr. Savitsky's orders to go see the premiere of Kevin Smith's new film, Jimmy takes his and Kim's stu
Kim and Gordon
When Greg refuses to lend a helping hand in redecorating, Kim hires an interior decorator to design a fireplace for thei
A List Before Dying
After a near-death experience, Jimmy finds a list he made of everything he ever wanted to do in life but didn't -- and p
Couples Therapy
When Kim invites hers and Christine's mutual friends (a marriage counselor and his wife) over for a dinner party, and tr
Shirley Cooks with Love
Greg surprises Jimmy and Christine with a wedding video for their anniversary, but the trip down memory lane is not a ha
Living with Savitsky
Jimmy's kind gesture of chauffeuring Mr. Savitsky, whose driver's license was revoked, is repaid in full when Mr. Savits
I Wish That I Had Sammy's Girl
Competitiveness gets the better of Greg and Kim and Jimmy and Christine after Sam's new girlfriend ""dumps"" him for Log
Jimmy Has Changed
When Jimmy comes down with a case of the sweats and a decreased interest in sex, he goes to the doctor, who diagnoses hi
Headshot
When Logan learns how to read before Sam, Jimmy and Christine confess to each other that they were both responsible for
High School Reunion
At the gang's high school reunion, Greg plays along after he gets mistaken for one of the cool kids, but Jimmy is jealou
Greg's New Assistant
Christine goes to work for Greg as his personal assistant, and finds the job entails being Kim's personal assistant, too
Won't Ask, Won't Tell
When Christine finds out Jimmy has been tuning her out over the phone, she joins forces with Kim, and they concoct a sch
The New Neighbors
Jimmy and Christine strive to move out of Greg's guesthouse and into the newly-vacated place next door, but when Greg hi
Tree Hugger
Greg and Jimmy have a not-so-neighborly war over Jimmy wanting to cut down a lemon tree in his backyard that Greg is att
Senior Olympics
When Tom comes to town to participate in a senior fencing match and Big Jimmy has also shown up to help the Hughes with
A Little Breathing Room
Christine wants to make new friends after she overhears Kim telling Greg that she and Jimmy have been spending too much
Broken by the Mold
Unable to find employment after giving up his job at Radford, Greg is forced to swallow his pride and take a position ou
The Radford Reshuffle
The surprise firing of Mr. Savitsky leads Greg to find him working in a soup kitchen.
Greg's a Mooch
Realizing just how much fun being out of work can be, Greg lets Jimmy have a taste of what it's like to have someone spo
Dominic's First Date
When Dominic enters the world of dating, Christine and Jimmy offer conflicting advice to their son. Meanwhile, knowledge
On Your Marks, Get Set, Mow
Jimmy enters the world of competitive lawn mower racing, but sadly discovers that even that is ruled by the almighty dol
Barbecue
Greg overcomes his fear of "the 'hood" to obtain some barbeque, and when Jimmy seems fearful for him, Greg plays a pract
Jimmy from the Block
Envious of Jimmy and Christine's newfound neighborhood popularity, Kim throws a barbeque, where she discovers that she a
Baby, Baby Not
When Kim and Christine decide to have another baby, Greg and Jimmy take to pleading for abstinence.
Jimmy the Teacher
Jimmy begins teaching the neighborhood kids different things that their fathers can't, and makes a little money on the s
Marital Aid
Kim and Christine are unusually attentive to Greg and Jimmy after spending an evening listening to a critical husband co
Jimmy Sponsors a Vacation
Jimmy decides to treat Greg and Kim to a weekend vacation, but his "do anything to save a buck" attitude quickly puts a
Christine The Spy
Now working for Mr. Savitsky at a different movie studio, Jimmy and Greg want Christine, who still works for their old s
Quitters Never Dance
Christine wants Logan to learn not to be a quitter, but his father's tendency towards quitting send the wrong message.
The Guinness World Record
When both his job and arcade skills seem to no longer impress Dominic, Jimmy hopes getting entry into The Guinness Book
The Limo
An anniversary gift of taking their wives via a limousine to a Rascal Flatts concert goes horribly wrong, leaving Greg a
Should I Bring A Jacket?
Discovering that Kim listens to Christine and Jimmy listens to Greg, Greg and Christine take advantage and ally themselv
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