Seasons & Episodes
Officer Jay
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attracti
Humanitarian of the Year
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to
Positively Negative
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
Not Without My Daughter
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order
Muffin' Man
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
Batteries
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. Whil
Bored of the Rings
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" in
Joan of Arf
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest
Face Wars
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prov
Doodie
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winnin
Ah, Men
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at
Maid to Border
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy d
High, It's Sarah
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriou
The Mongolian Beef
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity wi
Making New Friends
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
Patriot Tact
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
Pee
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
There's No Place Like Homeless
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend
Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to wa
Kangamangus
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
Vow Wow
Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.
The Proof is in the Penis
In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina.
The Silverman and the Pillows
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her o
A Slip Slope
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about
Nightmayor
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in c
Smellin' of Troy
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses
A Fairly Attractive Mind
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve
Songs in the Key of Yuck
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
Just Breve
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
A Good Van is Hard to Find
Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
Wowschwitz
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
Popular Cast