Seasons & Episodes
The Pilot
Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truck
The Hotel
Having driven their van, 'Blue Thunder', into a ditch, it has to be repaired over-night. The Parkers stay at a nearby mo
The Tank
The Parkers are barely back on the road when Nate gets pulled over for driving under the influence. He's completely sobe
The Restaurant
Back on the road, the Parkers begrudgingly stop to eat at a nauseatingly, culturally insensitive, roadside restaurant an
The B & B
While the kids recover from acute food poisoning, the Parkers decide to get some rest at a southern B&B. They are tr
The Wedding
Instead of getting back on the road, Robin agrees to marry the southern gentleman Dr. Rob and his Russian bride but soon
The Road
Blue Thunder is stuck in traffic. Nate and Robin take a stroll down memory lane about how they met and the kids learn an
The Drop
Nate needs to take a detour to Salvation, Florida where it's Christmas every day of the year - except on Christmas. Thin
The Track
The Parkers finally make it to Ft. Lauderdale only to have Nate's plan of getting his job back completely unravel. Fortu
The Beach
Nate, Robin and the kids attempt to take down Nate's company in epic whistle blowing fashion. It won't be easy, but
The City
Nate is offered a new job in New York City, so the family moves from Syracuse to the Big Apple. Robin isn't thrilled abo
The Club
Robin's ex Carlos lures her back into their wild past with a visit to the club where they used to party, and Nate gets j
The Tub
As Nate and Robin contemplate having another baby, a neighbor's casual get-together turns into a home birth. And Delilah
The Court
Robin attempts to get a divorce from Carlos, but he has other ideas. She's also forced to come clean about her past in t
The Birth
Ever wondered what happened the night the twins were born? Here's a taste: Halloween, drunk Nate, unhappy Robin and Gene
The Tournament
At Delilah's taekwondo tournament, Nate has to have a tough conversation with Jared and an even tougher one with Carlos.
The Heat
The Parkers settle into a seemingly normal New York City routine, but they're being surveilled by Federal agents who see
The Job
Faced with the threat of losing his job, Nate tries to land a new customer and brings the family along.
The Dilemma
Her past finally having caught up with her, Robin prepares to go away for a long time. Nate tries to piece together what
The Trip
New York to Florida in a janky van? This sounds familiar. But this time there's no stopping as Robin and Nate make recor
The Mule
Robin and Nate live out their (mostly Nate's) action movie fantasies as they make their way to the kids, who are actuall
The Ass
The family is reunited, but this time it's Robin who makes a huge mistake.
The Run
After a year on the lam across the continental US, the Parkers finally settle into the last place anyone will be looking
The Stop
Nate tries to navigate his new role as stay-at-home dad. Between the kids hitting puberty and Robin’s long work hours
The Mark
Edie continues to surveil the Parkers and is looking for the stupidest member of the family to get close to. Fortunately
The Goal
The Boat
With Robin out of work, its Nate's turn to earn-- on an Alaskan factory fishing trawler. But it's only 7 months of rotti
The Vows
Upon returning home from a winter at sea, Nate is left at the dock by his family. After a lift back to his "life"in town
The Water
A look back at Robin and Nate's first vacation together. A trip to the tropics and their first time alone since the kids
The Plane
Nate reunites with his family and pulls off an evacuation away from Edie and the feds, but they have to rely on a termin
The Funeral
Having crashed their plane into the Alaskan wilderness the family must rely on one another to survive. It's like the Rev
The Escape
The Parkers finally happen upon help in an abandoned ghost town which is filled with deadly serious Pacific Rim LARPERS.
The Search
The Parkers embark on a world-wide search to find their runaway daughter Delilah.
The Return
Following a breakthrough, the Parkers return to their hometown to find their daughter.
The Sister
Nate and Robin head to Ithaca expecting to find their daughter but find a new family member instead.
The B.J.
Nate gets caught in the worst “parent trap” ever.
The Year
Delilah and Jared reunite and catch up on the past year.
The Game Show
The Parkers go on a Japanese Game Show.
The Entertainer
Jared comes up with a morbid plan to reunite the family.
The Same
Nate and Robin chase their kids around the world.
The Bride
In order to save his family Nate ends up on a Russian bride tour.
The Groom
Nate finally gets married to save his family.