The Almighty Johnsons
The Almighty Johnsons

The Almighty Johnsons

2011 3 Seasons 36 Episodes ⭐ 7.4 Comedy Drama Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and they still have the same desires and faults that mortals do. Their lives include sibling rivalry, trying to get girls, and hanging out; but they also want to be stronger, and so they embark on a quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy in hope of gaining the full strength of their abilities.

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and they still have the same desires and faults that mortals do. Their lives include sibling rivalry, trying to get girls, and hanging out; but they also want to be stronger, and so they embark on a quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy in hope of gaining the full strength of their abilities.

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Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

It's Kind of a Birthday Present

It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood;

EP 2

This Is Where Duty Starts

Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessar

EP 3

God's Gift to Zebras

One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they a

EP 4

You Gotta Love Life, Babe

Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when i

EP 5

This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend

When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl

EP 6

Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of

EP 7

Bad Things Happen

Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties c

EP 8

I Can Give You Frigg

The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on

EP 9

Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is

EP 10

Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

EP 1

And Then She Will Come To You

Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. T

EP 2

Frigg Magnet

Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.

EP 3

Charlie Truman

Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.

EP 4

Death's Cleansing Embrace

Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with

EP 5

A Damn Fine Woman

Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the

EP 6

Folkmoot

After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.

EP 7

Effortless Manly Coolness

Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.

EP 8

Man-Flu

Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.

EP 9

Everything Starts With Gaia

Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.

EP 10

Magical Fluffy Bunny World

A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.

EP 11

The House of Jerome

As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw comi

EP 12

You Call This the Real World?

Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone,

EP 13

Does This Look Like Asgard?

On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.

EP 1

An Orchard of Trees

Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love

EP 2

This Thing Inside

Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely

EP 3

Bergerbar

Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all

EP 4

Like the Beserkers of Old

As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family wit

EP 5

Unleash the Kraken!

Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.

EP 6

And Then on to Norsewood

As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Daw

EP 7

Typical Auckland God

A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t nece

EP 8

The Asparagus is Kicking In

Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for

EP 9

Mike in the Mirror

Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.

EP 10

Playing God

In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.

EP 11

A Bit Like Buses Really

Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.

EP 12

Late to the Point of Knowledge

Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because toda

EP 13

The End of the World As We Know It

If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnson

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