Seasons & Episodes
The Ballad Of Section 44
Sammy J serenades our leaders in the Parliamentary Lounge. Come for the song, stay for the jacket.
Barnaby On Ice
The Winter Olympics are here! Can Humpty Barnaby impress the judges?
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
Malcolm and Humpty Barnaby aren't getting along this week. Let's try some marriage counselling!
Now Is Not The Time
We're going to school in America today! Do you want to join us?
Government Coach - New Season
After a bruising start to the season, the Government Coach faces the media to talk whiteboards, Hitler Youth, and Big Ma
The Battle For Batman
Holy bat smokes! Theres a by-election this weekend! Can Average Voter make it to the ballot box safely, or will he be de
Government Coach - Women's League
The Government Coach faces some tough questions about his team's performance in the women's competition.
Egg Tampering Crisis
The Leadership Bunnies face a press conference to explain their role in the Easter scandal.
I Wish I Hadn't Said That
Live from the Parliamentary Lounge, Sammy J warbles his way through a brief history of political gaffes.
The NBN Rollout
We're connecting to the NBN today! Do you want to join us?
Government Coach - 30 Losses
The Government Coach explains the strategy behind Big Mal's losing streak.
Government Coach - Insiders
Broadcasting live from the coaching box during Kelly O'Dwyer's Sunday morning match-up.
Shake, Shake, Shake Your Hands!
We're having fun in the Demilitarised Zone today! Do you want to join us?
Budget Match
The Government Coach helps ScoMo kick some long-term financial goals.
Royal Wedding
An entitled Prince is getting married! Shall we help him woo his bride?
Trip Of A Lifetime
It's Day 29 on the party boat, and the Cruise Director has some stern words for the passengers.
Indigenous Round
History's against them, but the Coach is feeling optimistic about his team's chances this year.
Royal Commission Into Barnaby Joyce
The Government has finally bowed to pressure and announced a Royal Commission into Barnaby Joyce's exclusive Sunday Nigh
Fallin' 4 Kim
To celebrate the historic Singapore summit, Sammy J enters the crowded K-pop market.
Going Once, Going Twice
The ABC is up for sale and everything must go. Proudly brought to you by Sotherjay's Auction House.
Talking Pollie
Roving reporter JP speaks to the Government Coach down in the cabinet rooms following a big win.
The Sugar Cube Cowboy
Sammy gets a visit from the Sugar Industry's loveable new mascot. Yee-haw!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie (Oi, Oi, Oi)
By request of the Federal Government, Sammy J offers up an alternative national anthem.
Rats In The Ranks
In this exclusive Three Corners report, we meet the man charged with tracking down the mythical Latham King Rat.
African Gangs
Super Saturday is coming up, but the boys are more excited about the exhibition match.
On The Couch
Meet Larry. He's a journalist. And he's had a rough week.
Malcolm the Magnificent
It's the Greatest Magic Show on Earth! Do you want to join us?
Royal Commission into Fraser Anning's Maiden Speech
Commissioner Jayne turns his judicial eye to the explosive events in the Senate.
Losing It
After a dog of a week, the Government Coach addresses his party room.
Blood on the Field
As the siren sounds on Big Mal's captaincy, we follow the Government Coach on the most dramatic day of his career.
Antiques Showcase
Sammy and the team are in the beautiful Southern Highlands this week. Amongst the objects of interest is a stunning exam
Little Piggy Scomo
We're meeting a new friend on Playground Politics this week! Let's make him feel welcome.
Bouncing Back
Coach faces his first press conference since the change of captaincy.
How To Make an Australian Flag
We're designing a new flag today! Do you want to join us?
Libspill Yoga
It's a new day; it's a new you. Let's send some love and peace out into the world with the latest yoga flow from Canberr
National Icon Sale
Following the lucrative Sydney Opera House advertising debut, a selection of fine Australian landmarks go under the hamm
No Hard Feelings
The Principal welcomes back three students after a brief absence from school.
Wentworth Wipeout
The Government Coach runs out of tactics in the final minutes of a bruising match.
Apology
In 2068, the Prime Minister delivers the long-awaited apology to the Nauru Generation.
Trump Yoga
Feeling tension in your midterms? Let's unwind with some Trump Yoga.
Banking Yoga
Time to get our bodies back in balance.
Ask The Minister
Sammy needs to go to hospital - but there's too much red tape. Everyone's favourite sitcom returns for another gut-busti
Fence Jumpers
The Government Coach reiterates his club's policy on people trying to sneak into the stadium without a ticket.
Nice Shoes
Following Julie Bishops resignation, country superstars Buster J & The Death Stares perform their latest hit single.
Ministerial Auction
Ladies and gentlemen, bidding is now open for a selection of fine retiring ministers.
Brexit Yoga
Let's flex our foreign muscles with a brand new flow straight out of Europe.
Monsters
This week on Playground Politics, Sammy J answers a letter from a young viewer.
Royal Commission into Jacinda Ardern Becoming Australian PM
Commissioner Jayne weighs up the arguments in favour of installing a Kiwi Prime Minister.
The Pollie Show
With a Grand Final just around the corner, the Government Coach gets a grilling from JP and the team.
J-Bet
Love a punt? We've got great odds for you this week courtesy of J-Bet.
School Holiday Yoga
Childcare stressing you out? Time to unwind with some School Holiday Yoga.
Bubbles
The Government Coach talks water, Barnaby and bubbles.
Robin Bill of Shorten Forest
There's an archery competition in Shorten Forest! Can Robin Bill hit his targets without hurting anyone?
Goodbye, Queensland
Country music superstar Buster J returns with a song about a recent loss.
Je Suis Scomo
A triumphant Coach faces his first press conference after the Grand Final win.
ALP Yoga
Its Time - for ALP yoga.
How to Make a Search Warrant
We're raiding journalists' homes today. Do you want to join us?
The Spirit of The Game
Sammy J and Randy struggle to enjoy a footy match.
Royal Commission into Douchebags
Commissioner Jayne examines the chasm between Australian male and female athletes.
The Tale of Scomocchio
This week we're reading a special story about a little boy who wanted to be a real Prime Minister...
Capital City Yoga
Let's flex our interstate rivalry with some Capital City Yoga.
Top of the Rock
Gus from Uluru Summit Walks has a quick word to his tour group.
Antique Welfare
Live from historic Atherton House, Sammy discovers a rare gem.
Die of Not Surprise
Buster J & the Crown Escorts are back with a song for all the high rollers.
Thoughts and Prayers
It's been a busy week in the department of Thoughts and Prayers.
International Bachelor
Two countries, but only one rose. Who will Australia choose?
Pacific Round
Coach comes out swinging after a big win in the Pacific.
The Girl from Ipswich Town
Renowned bush poet S J Paterson presents his latest ballad.
Royal Commission into Rotting Husk of NSW Labor Party
Commissioner Jayne turns his forensic gaze to the ALP's donations scandal.
Taking the Piss
Meet Craig Tinkler, the Parliamentary piss-taker.
Hong Kong Yoga
A brand new Yoga flow that's sweeping through Asia.
Royal Commission into Australia's Slightly Crap Internet
Commissioner Jayne vents his NBN frustrations.
Barely Liveable Real Estate
Richard from Barely Liveable Real Estate introduces another hot property.
How to Impeach an Orange
We're learning about peaches today!
Reality Ambassadors
Coach announces his exciting new National Economy Ambassador.
Just Keep Winning
In light of this week's racing controversy, Three Corners speaks exclusively to a horse.
Let it Rain
Buster J & The Murray Darlings send a message to Canberra.
Constitutional Cops
It's time to show some stealth for the Commonwealth.
C'mon Pollies C'mon
It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.
The Barefoot Denier
Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no ti
How to Make a Spreadsheet
Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.
Anthony's Homework
A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.
Where's My Surplus?
Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?
The Ballad of Dunny Roll
Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.
Government Coach Addresses the Nation
In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.
Coach Makes Things Clear
Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.
Corona Yoga
It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.
Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper
With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.
Corona, Actually
It's a tough time for all of us.
Government Coach Zoom
Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.
I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You
Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.
Home School With Mr Dad
As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.
Three-Step Plan
Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.
Antique Tickets
In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.
Goodbye My Lockdown
Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.
The Feel of the Game
Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.
Well-Meaning White People
It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.
Bird's Eye View
Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?
Victoria, you're benched
Coach sets his sights on the southern state.
One Point Five
We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?
Mid-Year Performance Review
God looks back at the year so far.
NSW Border Police
Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.
Is Parliament Essential
Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.
The Ballad of Bunnings Karen
SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.
VEXIT
The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.
Corona-Free News
Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.
The Blame Game
It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.
Little Pack of Peanuts
Buster J looks to the sky.
How to Make an Aged Care Home
We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?
Hookturnistan Forever
A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.
Were You an A*sehole Back Then?
What will we say to our future grandchildren?
Royal Commision into Working from Home
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.
Social Media Yoga
Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.
2020 Conference Call
God zooms in for a check up.
Coach Announcement
The Government Coach has an announcement.
Hookturnistan National Anthem
A message from the MCG.
Grouse Designs
Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?
US Presidential Cup
It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.
Eternal Lockdown
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
Coach Gets a Shot
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
Political Limbo
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
Royal Family Yoga
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
Government Injury List
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
Girl Power
Coach announces his new female line-up.
Opposition Leaders Anonymous
Support is at hand.
Antiques Showcase - The Passport
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
The Big V
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
Future Grandad
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
I Can't Call Australia Home
With apologies to Peter Allen.
Post Budget Locker Room Chat
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
Quarantine FM
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarant
Hookturnistan Returnistans
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
Waiting for Vaxot
You've got this, Melbourne.
Pillow Fortress Australia
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
Coach at the G7
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
The Very Hungry Barnaby
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
Have Covid, Will Travel
One man's contact tracing adventure.
Left Wing Yoga
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
Suck It Up Australia
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
Guess Who's Back?
2020 makes a glorious return.
Thrusting for Australia
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
The Ballad of Locky D
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
Workin' Like a Dog
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
Let's do a Protest!
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
Lockdown Wedding
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
The Pfizer Has Landed
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
Will you miss press conferences?
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
So Close
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
Hookturnistan Invades NSW
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
News Corp Goes Green
The climate changes at News Corp.
The Institute for Reopening
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
Playground Politics Halloween Special
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
Coach Deregisters WA
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
How to Charge an Electric Car
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?
April Son
We track down the missing Morrison for an exclusive interview.
Welcome to Australia
It's a big day for Australia's customs officials.
Colouring Between the Lines
We're doing a painting today. Remember to stay within the lines!
Emotional Weightlifting
How much emotional weight can one man carry?
I've Got a Fluffy Cat
Scomo has a fluffy cat.
Petrol Loan
Rebecca needs to pick up the kids, fast. Guest starring Fiona Harris.
1000 Announcements
Coach celebrates after Frypan kicks it through the sticks.
Scomo's Lawyer
Scomo's lawyer has prepared some stat decs to clear the decks before the election.
SJ Flashback - 2019 Campaign
We flashback to the 2019 campaign as Coach prepares the Blue Ties for an unexpected victory.
SJ Flashback - Junior Ministers
We flashback to 2019 when Coach visited a primary school to run an Auspol Kick clinic.
Torn (Auspol Remix)
I'm all out of votes, this is how I feel...
The War of Independents
The electoral lines have been drawn. Beware the teal peril.
Scomo & Albo to the Principal's Office
There's been some bad behaviour in the schoolyard.
Have We Done Enough?
On the eve of the grand final, Coach shares his fears with the club doctor.
Government Coach Resigns
Full credit to democracy.
Poor Little Moderate Me
It's last drinks for this moderate liberal.
Honeymoon Period
It's day one in the ALP party room!
Cooking on a Budget
Hey Budget Buddies! Times are tough, but that doesn't mean we can't make a nutritious and delicious meal right at home.
Energy Crisis Hits Home
A toaster and kettle discuss the energy crisis.
Thoughts & Prayers
Flashback to 2019, where the angels are hard at work in heaven's Thoughts and Prayers department.
International Bachelor
Flashback to 2019, as Australia is faced with a difficult dating choice.
Full Credit Season Launch
The Coach launches his new up-late news show, promising to speak his mind and bring down the basket-weavers.
Cost of Living Yoga
Things are tight. Let's ease the squeeze with a new flow.
A Song for the New Parliament
As our leaders gather in Canberra, we send them some advice on how to succeed.
Is this the death of the mask?
Farewell, dear mask. Gone to a better place.
Northcote True Greens Branch Meeting
Finally, real power is within reach...
ScoMo on the Job
Three Corners investigates the multiple roles taken on by the former PM.
Royal Commission into Bedtime
Under intense pressure, the Government has announced an investigation that all parents have been calling for.
Omicrons in Long Johns
Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Ba4?
Reserve Bank Board Meeting
The Reserve Bank meets to discuss another interest rate rise.
An Ode to King Charles III
S.J. Paterson returns with a tribute to our new ruler.
SJ Flashback - Spirit of the Game
We flashback to 2019, when the AFL clamped down on crowd behaviour.
SJ Flashback - Negatively Geared Pigs
Flashback to 2017 and a little tale of three heavily mortgaged pigs.
It Starts With Yes
Welcome to Optus, how may I help you today?
Coach Talks Tax Cuts
Coach returns with another blistering episode of "Full Credit".
Have You Played Chalmle?
Time to guess what Treasurer Jim Chalmers will be announcing in the budget!
Here If You Need
Men's netball welcomes a new sponsor.
Royal Commission Into My Power Bill
Commissioner Jayne focuses on a domestic energy crisis.
So Long Elon
A twit leaves Twitter only to find the real world is too hard.
Labor Pains
One man's diplomatic mission to a stable in Bethlehem.
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