Seasons & Episodes
Old Bar, New Bar
Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well
The Proxy Blues
Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,& Jim is s
The Martinez Inquiry
Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.
The Trouble With Mothers
It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he'
It's Academic
Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky. A lady custom
It's Not Unusual
Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing wait
The Key to Her Heart
Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting & Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian. After embarasing Liz at
Easter Greek Style
Easter is coming up & the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it diffi
Three Skips and a Joey
Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees & starts to 'chat her up'. When
Bucklovers
Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he & his f
Writers Block
Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine & Liz wants to go there to see what it's like. Epsilon walks in to
Cappuchino Catastrophe
Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left the
Double Or Nothing
Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her & he thinks his luck has chang
Black Ain't Black
Liz goes away for the weekend & Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere & tries to
Olives Ain't Olives
Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail & rips it up when Liz & Rick tell him they are rubbish & should be ignored. Short
St. Memo's Fire
Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has t
Ms Acropolis
When good looking girls start coming into the cafe & asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organisin
Carmen, I'm Too Bizet
Rick,Jim & Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits & asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She
Ring Of Confidence
Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's & he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the mo
Jobs For The Girls
Effie & Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz & Rick
Shakespeare Was A Greek
Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe. Romeo & Julie
My Sister Aphroula
Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note & he asks her for a date.(she do
The Taxman Cometh
The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books & Rick has to check to see if everything is in order. The tax man is th
Ricky Sings The Blues
Rick is faced with a dilemma to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe
Harry Who Didn't
Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fe
The Goddess
Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.
A Fistful of Cabana
When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.
On the Waiter Front
A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café
Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks
Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.
The Kid
Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from
The Best of Enemies
Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on
Throw Memo from a Plane
Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to
Snow Job, Part One
Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement.
Snow Job, Part Two
At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escape
Midnight Expresso
The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.
Back in the USSR
Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim in
Acropolis Law
Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes
Oh Suzanna
Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered m
Phantom of the Acropolis
Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is conv
Crimes of Fashion
Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison h
Twenty One Today
Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at V
The Letter
The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to
Wheel of Shame
To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid
Full Metal Jerks
Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing
Four Eyes
Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herse
Devil in Disguise
When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job ba
The King and I
Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspec
Desperately Seeking Effie
Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her p
Deaf Jammed
Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Mem
The Last Temptation
After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their
Dream Baby
Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has trad
Love
Jim panics when Suzanna's parents want to meet their future son-in-law. Her parents are less than impressed by Jim and s
Hair Razors
A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despi
The Other Man
Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to thro
The Lars Supper
Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an
Mum's the Word
Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk o
Coward's End
There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a o
The Battle of the Sexists
Memo refuses to accompany Despina to Greece and his reputation as a notorious Greek stud is ruined. To make matters wors
Torn Between Two Lovers
Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Wai
Stupidstition
Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best m
Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess
After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo recei
Here Come The Brides (Part 1)
Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia.
Here Come The Brides (Part 2)
Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.